eldora-d-o:

I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE IF YOU LEAK NUDE PHOTOS OF AN EX YOU ARE LITERALLY THE SHITTIEST PERSON TO GRACE THE PLANET

(Source: 2jongs1soo)

(Reblogged from dopestm0therfucker)

ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

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iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

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paaulrex:

marbell0w:

oh my god

LMAO

(Source: pdlcomics)

(Reblogged from amypiee)
Straight vodka burns less than telling you what you did was okay.
(via kshma)

(Source: im-only-a-whisper)

(Reblogged from dopestm0therfucker)

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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afroditimou2:

afroditimou2:

Sometimes I just need for you to throw me against the wall and yesssss….

Even in an elevator. ..do we have enough time? Or must we take drastic measures?

afroditimou2:

afroditimou2:

Sometimes I just need for you to throw me against the wall and yesssss….

Even in an elevator. ..do we have enough time? Or must we take drastic measures?

(Source: aesthete67)

(Reblogged from lovealwayslala)
(Reblogged from makeupbag)

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

(Reblogged from camillioooooo)
thatfunnyblog:

when you forget to click anon

thatfunnyblog:

when you forget to click anon

(Source: hockeyshorts)

(Reblogged from thatfunnyblog)

desenharts:

by SnoogsAndWilde

(Reblogged from wildsunshine)
(Reblogged from 69shadesofgray)
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incredulousbeliever:

dionthesocialist:

It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

(Source: dion-thesocialist)

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