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white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

Tips on how to kill someone:

humanchoppingboard:

  • Put poison on their food.
  • Shoot them.
  • Strangle them to death.
  • Tell them you love them then never talk to them again. 

lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE
amlavishcat: more photos on my blog. :)
-revive: yes.

ipoog:

i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude

(via a-million-times-over)

ishimaruu:

if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying

(via krystuh)

congragulation:

WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year

(via heyfunniest)

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

image

(via heyfunniest)